THE POWERFUL WOMAN ....

- Tell us about yourself...

She is lowering her eyes on the woman’s mouth while preparing to respond.

- (Oh my God! She’s a retarded idiot! I have to bear with her stupidity) Well ... (what does it say?! Be confident and have an answer prepared for any possible question) Yes! I am ... me! I was born in a Tropical country about 28 years ago... (what does it say?! Age is not important?! Who knows!!! I am too smart for this shit!) My family is ... a normal family! My mother died! My father hates our guts and my siblings.... who cares?! I think I have ... few sisters ... or brothers. I’m about to give birth to my girl. And, of course, I’m married. I’ve got married here.

That’s how my mother raised us. Find a guy with money or at least with potential and hang on to him. Marry him asap and soon after throw him an offspring. That’s your insurance. Oh yeah, and the leash!!! I almost forgot to mention the leash. That’s the secret. Tight leash. (Am I your encyclopaedia?! Whatta hell?!) Men.... they are stupid creatures needed to make money to support us while we sit back watching TV.
(Why am I acting like it was a job interview?!)

The poor sucker I’ve married is so stupid that he believes anything I say. I am possessive and jealous, obviously. I’m making his life a living hell any time he’s around a female. And he is not getting any ... you know... after even a little smile thrown at random at female human beings. That is how they need to be treated for us to have a beautiful life. So far so good.
My hobbies are watching bad reality TV shows and south American soap operas, doing nothing in the house unless an extreme condition appears. I also love humiliating my in-laws and his friends. My top skill is being rude and acting superior to them. With my extensive experience, highly developed skills and lack of basic social manners I think I can give a 120% to your organization.

- Thank you! A bit long and definitely above your 2 minutes limit but I have to be honest, rarely I’ve seen such passion and devotion.

- Of course! I am a genius but I rarely admit it in front of anyone else since they don’t seem to understand my superiority... but you look much smarter than average. (Yeah sure! Stupid tart!)

- Thank you, you are so kind. Nevertheless... I would like a proof that what you say it’s true in order to be able to propose to the BOARD your acceptance within our Society. If you could provide us with at least 3 references, FEMALE – of course.

- References.... like someone to talk highly about me?!?

- No, not highly. Of course not. Three females to confirm you’re as annoying as you describe yourself with all his family and friends. Could you provide us with such references.... well it is an inappropriate word since we do not call to ask about you... you know! Our Society works differently. We are after all a SECRET Society.

- Oh, you mean persons who hate me.... ah!!! That’s easy. Here’s a list.

- OK. Thank you! You are well prepared. And a long list too. One last question ... if it is Ok with you?!

- Yeah sure!

- WHY?!

- Why what?!

- Just why?!

- Well! ..... Because I feel lonely! I work so hard to keep him on a tight leash and even harder to break all his relationships, not to mention making him feel miserable all the time, and complaining, and being a bitch. Do you think that living in a dirty house, making shitty food, rarely doing laundry, never ironing, being a walking disaster and breaking and misplacing things all the time is an easy job?! I need to talk to somebody. I need to meet with other women in my position. Have some fun from time to time. You know. Sorority of powerful women. One woman above every man.

- I understand and I have to thank you for your presence here and especially for sharing with us your experience and your beliefs.
One last thing: you are on the II floor and we are the “ONE POWERFUL WOMAN BEHIND EVERY MAN” SOCIETY; you must be looking for “THE POWERFUL WOMAN ABOVE HER MAN” SOCIETY so ... you should go to the 11th floor.